Here is a series of headlines from one of my RSS feeds:

• Fallout grows from Republican sex scandal (AFP)
• Scientists issue global warming report (AP)
• Tori Spelling, husband expecting baby (AP)
• Court temporarily OKs domestic spying (AP)
• U.S. gives N Korea stark warning against nuclear test (Reuters)

WTF mate? Tori Spelling? She’s not even hot! Her kid better reverse global warming or something.

Today I had the same thing for lunch as yesterday: buffet at the local Indian restaurant, Evergreen. It was delicious. I love their coconut sauce. If I ever get to try something by one of those “Iron Chefs,” I’d tell him (her??!) “Yeah it’s pretty good I guess. But it’s no Evergreen coconut sauce. I’d give it a CoconutSauce-2.”

With my braces, nan bread is kind of a pain in the ass. And eating tendons off of bones from the amazing goat curry is completely out of the question.

Now in addition to immaturity and height, I’ve got another thing in common with young girls. Booya!

But yeah, they are annoying. The braces.