Has this happened to you: a girl gave you her number, you punched it in, and later you found out you didn’t save it properly? Yeah, me too!

Maybe I’m one of those pen and paper kind of guy.

Orthodontist: “Oh for crying out loud! Oh…”
Assistant: “Are they backward?”
Orthodontist: “Yeah…”

Thanks doc, for the effort. As a guy, I understand why you tried to force something in even though it did not fit. And how did you know about my high tolerance for pain?

Here is a series of headlines from one of my RSS feeds:

• Fallout grows from Republican sex scandal (AFP)
• Scientists issue global warming report (AP)
• Tori Spelling, husband expecting baby (AP)
• Court temporarily OKs domestic spying (AP)
• U.S. gives N Korea stark warning against nuclear test (Reuters)

WTF mate? Tori Spelling? She’s not even hot! Her kid better reverse global warming or something.