Heck yes, the magnificent bastard agrees with me: ballet flats are tops.

And since it’s springtime, a reminder.  Ladies: burn your capris.  I’ve disliked capri pants since I first noticed them back in high school.  They are possibly the first fashion item I worked up enough energy to actively dislike.  Not quite shorts, not quite pants, completely half-assed and look silly.  More importantly, they tend to make girls’ legs appear shorter.