Here is a series of headlines from one of my RSS feeds:

• Fallout grows from Republican sex scandal (AFP)
• Scientists issue global warming report (AP)
• Tori Spelling, husband expecting baby (AP)
• Court temporarily OKs domestic spying (AP)
• U.S. gives N Korea stark warning against nuclear test (Reuters)

WTF mate? Tori Spelling? She’s not even hot! Her kid better reverse global warming or something.